There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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