MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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