apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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