On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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