okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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