I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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