i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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