found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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