You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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