If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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