how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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