guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I want to fling myself into the sun
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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