omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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