Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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