Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Randomize