his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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