I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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