we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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