This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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