Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
why is half of my head shaved?
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