Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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