I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i came on her dog
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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