i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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