I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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