I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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