You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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