so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
