Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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