Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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