Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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