Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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