i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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