and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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