id be glad to
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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