Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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