I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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