OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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