they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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