i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
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