dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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