How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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