I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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