I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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