so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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