You're so nebulous sometimes
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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