i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
How external is "for external use only"?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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