so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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