So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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