Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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