You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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