dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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