Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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