"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
