You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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