Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm like, not good at living.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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