he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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