Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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