Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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