so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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