How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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