Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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