So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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